(Source: highlyeffectiveamy)
Please-
Don’t. Don’t do this. Not now.
Don’t leave. Just stay here. Stay with me.
Sweetheart you know I can’t do that.
Why? Why can’t you? You don’t owe them anything! I cannot lose you!
And you won’t! I’ll be fine. Everything will be ok. Alright?
How? How can you be so sure?
Because I’ve got this wonderful girl waiting for me back home. My girl worth fighting for…. And then hopefully when I return I could possibly make her my wife?
A-are..? Are you proposing?
And if I am?
Yes! Yes I do. I so certainly do! You only have to do one thing.
Anything darling just name it.
Come back, come back to me.
I promise you that I will.
(Source: highlyeffectiveamy)
Oh my god are you alright?
W-what?
Are you alright? I mean you’re crying.
You are the one with a broken and bloody nose… And yet you ask if I’m ok?
Well er-… Are you though?
Um… Yeah-. Yeah I’m fine. Now lets get you fixed up.
(Source: highlyeffectiveamy)
How do you fair my lady.
Oh joy it’s you. Back already are we?
Yes my diplomatic negotiations were as easy as I thought them to be. But I do admit it did take longer than expected.
What has your precious silver tongue turned to lead?
Ah have thoughts of my tongue been lingering on your mind since I’ve been gone? If you want I can prove to you it’s still as skillful as ever.
(Source: highlyeffectiveamy)
Stop staring.
Sorry darling I’m just admiring your perfect assets.
Yeah? Well take a picture it’ll last longer.
Trust me I’m thinking of doing so much more than just that.
Oh that does it!
(Source: highlyeffectiveamy)
Driver could you slow down a bit?
Is there a problem miss? Am I going to fast?
Huh? Oh no just-… Just enjoying the view.
(Source: highlyeffectiveamy)
Flowers? You really shouldn’t have.
No just the one flower for now. The rest are for when you deserve them.
And what would I have to do to deserve them?
You’ll figure it out you’re a smart girl.
Oh just fork over the flower already.
(Source: highlyeffectiveamy)
Why are you treating me so differently now? Is it because?… Wait, just- just because I’m bisexual?
Uh um er well… Elle.
Do you understand what bisexual means?
… I love lesbians.
Did you really just say what I think you just said?
(Source: highlyeffectiveamy)
Sir. Sir you are not permitted to enter this area.
Sherlock what you doing? You heard the man we can’t go back here.
Don’t you see it John.
See what Sherlock?
The plane John! There is only one person who would own a plane that narcissistic shade of purple.
Well well well I was not expecting this interesting a welcome party. I must admit I am flattered Mr.Holmes. Miss me much?
SH: Oh no no no not again!
JW: What is it now Sherlock?
SH: There he is again!
JW: Who?
SH: That man on the telly! Clearly he is up to something!
JW: You can tell that just by him being on the screen?
SH: How can you not see this? It’s out there for all to see. His facial expressions, his posture, the slight emphasis he puts in certain words. He is planning something. Now the question is: What?
JW: Looks like you found your next “case”.
Oh god I am so set on this whole Roger thing I started to make crappy gifs again lol!
Once again just saying. It could totally work.
I am convinced that Roger Allam should be a villain in Sherlock at some point. It must be done.
yourlandladynotyourmanservant:
my new hobby.
photoshopping david tennant in places he shouldnt be
The noises I just made were not of this world.
CRYING
REBLOGGING FROM THE GRAVE.
I felt the need to jump on the bandwagon.
OH WAIT NO WAIT
You guys forgot jumping Robert Pattinson.
Tumblr is a perfect place.
Oh my god. <3
Guys what about Prancing Michael Cera?
Guys what is wrong with you?! Why are you celebrating? Can’t you see that Keanu is sad?!
(Source: mollyaikenburger)
Just saying I could totally see a fandom crossover lol. I’m gonna make this happen!
